I had a dream I was friends with Vivienne Westwood and we teased Margaret Thatcher it was so great why did I have to wake up

I don’t understand people who don’t read

My eyes hurt cause I was at a swimming place for 6 hours today oh well at least I feel healthy and tired and now I am analysing Conrad’s “Heart of Darkness” which is not really that thrilling but I suppose it’s interesting at least and it was a good book

Just got some of the stuff I ordered online and went to IKEA and went and got my head massaged and dyed beautiful and dark yes today will be a good day I might go for a run or something later and then rent some movies how divine

so now i’m in bed in my parents room because they are away on holiday so me all home alone and i am in bed with archie and danny is upstairs in my room asleep and ilona just got home and she is drunk and stumbling about and archie woke up and is all confuzzled but now he is going back to sleep okay goodnight i love having parents away it’s going to be a divine weekend

This reminded me why I hate supermarkets…
Seriously, you can buy tongues in a CAN? Goulash in a can?

yay today I am off for a wonderful fun hip to the hop beach holiday with my bffls austin, jaimee and danny yay fun times ahead

The strap of my vintage Boy London watch broke and now I can’t find any of it waaa I want to die happy 2012 creeps